At first it was exciting, but now it's getting dull. Big deal, someone else died. Oh, yay, someone else got the shit beat out of them. It's only an event if it's rare. With you lot, it's like clockwork. Doesn't the rage ever get old? I'm tired just by watching it. It's just the same shit over and over again. Stop being so repetitive. At least stagger yourselves.


That aside, where are the chips? Different locations, you can't get yours out, whatever, I get it. Where were they in the past? What did they look like? Size, shape, whatever. Someone who knows, tell me.

Wow. Just when I thought this place would bore me to death.

Do I get to see a mob, too? A crusade of justice? The heroes gathering together, to rid the world of a great evil? It's all very exciting.

Here's a fun fact for all you would-be fighters out there: if you don't have discipline, you might as well just give up before you get started. When the only things you can rely on in a fight are your body and your mind, you'd better know how to control both.

Must have been an utter amateur.

So everyone who dies is brought back to life?

Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but you'd think that in that case, some people would be whining a little less about their poor 'dead' friends.

I'm sick of being holed up in here. Hurry up and kill the rest of the monsters already. It's not like you have to fear for your lives or anything.

I'm actually using this thing to chat. That's how bad it is here.

Someone tell me where the best place to live is. As in, the place that's least likely to be a rat-infested dump.

And where are the good clothing stores? I'm cold, but not nearly cold enough to wear the rags I found.

"Use this?" -- And why, exactly, would I want to do that?

[There is a pause of several minutes, during which you can hear the sound of footsteps. Then an impatient sigh.]

Fine. My sensors aren't working, and neither is my compass. This isn't South City, and I highly doubt it's West City or Central Capital. North City, then? Or just some minor backwater no one cares about? Who ruined - was it a disgusting bug creature?

...Don't bother answering if you don't have anything useful to say.